ENNA MADAM KONJAM PESALAMA - SUPER DUPER WAY TO RESPOND - 190
SUPER DUPER WAY TO RESPOND - 190
hello , am i speaking to Deepika madam
YES SPEAKING
madam , are you suffering with ulcer problem
WHAT NONSENSE , WHO SAID THAT
no madam , we have started a new endoscopy centre , just wanted to find out if
HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET , JUST BECAUSE YOU STARTED AN ENDOSCOPY CENTER , YOU WANT ME TO ADMIT THAT I AM SUFFERING FROM ULCER ?
no madam , i asked this because ulcer is a very common problem now , Ok nevrr mind and don't worry madam , does any one else in your family have an ulcer complaint
HELLO I SAID I AM NOT AN ULCER PATIENT, WHY DO YOU ASK ME ABOUT MY FAMILY NOW
sorry madam , just try and recollect , someone in your family may have complained of a stomach ache or belching or acidity or some such ailment
HELLO NO ONE IS SUFFERING FROM ANY DISCOMFORT , ALL ARE FINE , YOU JUST HANG UP OR I WILL REPORT YOU
no madam , your 2nd cousin , your sister s husbands office secretary or some othrr such close person might be sufferring from the same
HELLO DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND , YOU ARE BECOMING A NUISANCE, I AM GOING TO GET BP AND NOT ULCER , I AM GOING TO CUT THE LINE
madam , madam please don't do that , i will make an offer , one endoscopy free with this if you accept this deal
HELLO , YOU SEEM TO BE A LUNATIC , ARE YOU RUNNING AN ENDOSCOPY CENTER OR A LOUIS PHILLIP SHOWROOM ON DIWALI SALE BONANZA , CUT THE CALL OR I WILL---'
madam please madam
YOU SURELY NEED TO BE ADMITTED IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL, WHY CAN'T YOU TAKE A CUSTOMER S - NO - SERIOUSLY FOR AN ANSWER
madam , just this once madam , please
THIS IS REALLY GETTING OUT OF HAND , DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT YOU ARE SPEAKING TO A BANK MANAGER AND MY HUSBAND IS A REKNOWNED LAWYER , I WILL GET YOU BOOKED UNDER THE NUISANCE CASE , WHAT IS YOUR NAME , I CAN ALWAYS GET THAT FROM YOUR MOBILE NUMBER ANYWAY
you want to know my name madam
YES , YOUR NAME YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN TORTURING ME FOR THE LAST HALF AN HOUR
madam , my name is Siddhartha Rajan and i am a Gastroenterologist
I REMEMBER HAVING SEEN THIS NAME SOMEWHERE
yes madam , you were the one who called me last week , when i was getting ready for an important consultation and enquired if i was interested in getting a loan . I had told you that I was not in the need of any loan . you contacted me again after two days and asked the same question and i gave you the same answers . You wanted to know if my brother or sister were interested in a loan . I even remember you asking me if my son in law , who was building an apartment was interested in a loan .
You are a person who is selfless and interested in not only mine but my whole family's wellbeing . I thought it to be only fitting on my part to reciprocate your concern for my family .
Tomorrow a nephrologist will be calling you madam . I have asked a cardiologist to call you the day after tomorrow
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hello madam , are you there , do you want me to fix an appointment for endoscopy
PS : This originally appeared in Tamil..
hello , am i speaking to Deepika madam
YES SPEAKING
madam , are you suffering with ulcer problem
WHAT NONSENSE , WHO SAID THAT
no madam , we have started a new endoscopy centre , just wanted to find out if
HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET , JUST BECAUSE YOU STARTED AN ENDOSCOPY CENTER , YOU WANT ME TO ADMIT THAT I AM SUFFERING FROM ULCER ?
no madam , i asked this because ulcer is a very common problem now , Ok nevrr mind and don't worry madam , does any one else in your family have an ulcer complaint
HELLO I SAID I AM NOT AN ULCER PATIENT, WHY DO YOU ASK ME ABOUT MY FAMILY NOW
sorry madam , just try and recollect , someone in your family may have complained of a stomach ache or belching or acidity or some such ailment
HELLO NO ONE IS SUFFERING FROM ANY DISCOMFORT , ALL ARE FINE , YOU JUST HANG UP OR I WILL REPORT YOU
no madam , your 2nd cousin , your sister s husbands office secretary or some othrr such close person might be sufferring from the same
HELLO DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND , YOU ARE BECOMING A NUISANCE, I AM GOING TO GET BP AND NOT ULCER , I AM GOING TO CUT THE LINE
madam , madam please don't do that , i will make an offer , one endoscopy free with this if you accept this deal
HELLO , YOU SEEM TO BE A LUNATIC , ARE YOU RUNNING AN ENDOSCOPY CENTER OR A LOUIS PHILLIP SHOWROOM ON DIWALI SALE BONANZA , CUT THE CALL OR I WILL---'
madam please madam
YOU SURELY NEED TO BE ADMITTED IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL, WHY CAN'T YOU TAKE A CUSTOMER S - NO - SERIOUSLY FOR AN ANSWER
madam , just this once madam , please
THIS IS REALLY GETTING OUT OF HAND , DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT YOU ARE SPEAKING TO A BANK MANAGER AND MY HUSBAND IS A REKNOWNED LAWYER , I WILL GET YOU BOOKED UNDER THE NUISANCE CASE , WHAT IS YOUR NAME , I CAN ALWAYS GET THAT FROM YOUR MOBILE NUMBER ANYWAY
you want to know my name madam
YES , YOUR NAME YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN TORTURING ME FOR THE LAST HALF AN HOUR
madam , my name is Siddhartha Rajan and i am a Gastroenterologist
I REMEMBER HAVING SEEN THIS NAME SOMEWHERE
yes madam , you were the one who called me last week , when i was getting ready for an important consultation and enquired if i was interested in getting a loan . I had told you that I was not in the need of any loan . you contacted me again after two days and asked the same question and i gave you the same answers . You wanted to know if my brother or sister were interested in a loan . I even remember you asking me if my son in law , who was building an apartment was interested in a loan .
You are a person who is selfless and interested in not only mine but my whole family's wellbeing . I thought it to be only fitting on my part to reciprocate your concern for my family .
Tomorrow a nephrologist will be calling you madam . I have asked a cardiologist to call you the day after tomorrow
----------'zzzzzz----'xxxx ----'x
hello madam , are you there , do you want me to fix an appointment for endoscopy
PS : This originally appeared in Tamil..
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