654321- Is that a Pin Code ? - 594

             WHO IS AT FAULT  ?

Hello , is that Mr Raghu ?, I have an important and urgent  matter to talk and it  is about  the marriage of your daughter .

Mr Raghu : Since you say that it is about my  Dear Daughter's marriage,   I would at the very outset like to  point out certain basic traits that we as her parents  are very particular about  in the Boy  who will be  marrying  our Daughter---------

Caller : Hold on sir , first hear me out before -----

Mr Raghu : You need not bother , first listen to what I have to say .

Caller : OK fine let me hear what you have to say , but please make it very short , I am pressed for time and have a lot of important work awaiting my attention. 

Mr Raghu : We are looking for a Boy who has all of 6-5-4-3-2-1 with him ,

Caller : Really  ,  That looks like a  Pincode from a place in  Tamilnadu , is that  the place where you would like the Boy to be Working or Settled . If not then  what are these fancy numbers .

Mr Raghu : 

6 =  A Six Figure Monthly  Salary 

5=  5 Lakh worth Diamond Necklace during the Betrothal Ceremony. 

4 = A Brand New High End Vehicle on 4 Wheels , 

3 = A 3 Bedroom Apartment and mind you ,  in his name .

2 = The 2 of you should not be Staying with them  after the marriage .

1 = My Daughter would be willing to give birth  to only one child , that too only when she is Mentally and Physically ready and wants it .

If we are OK with the Boy and after the initial formalities  , you should be willing to show us his Salary Certificate, His Bank Pass Book to ascertain his capability of presenting the 5 Lakh Necklace during the Betrothal  Ceremony . The RC Book of the Vehicle plus the Apartment Document in his name .

Caller : Are all these your Daughter's demands or are they yours ?

Mr Raghu : My Daughter is a very quiet and home loving girl , being the only daughter she has been pampered a lot and is not Worldly wise  . It might surprise you but  she has not seen the inside of a kitchen all her life. She is very religious and come what may she  makes it a point to  visit the Papanasam Temple on her Birthday every year . These days because of the WFH   ( work from home module ) which her office in Bangalore insists She is with us now at Agasthiarpatty . Thanks to the BSNL Fibernet WiFi and excellent  connectivity , She stays enclosed in her room and hardly ever comes out .

 If all the points that I have mentioned above are OK with you  , I shall  ask my wife to talk to you and take the matter forward . This will be mutually beneficial to both of us .

Caller : Now Listen , your talk about all your expectation itself is too much , adding your  wife to that  I am sure will send me to the Mental Hospital .

Mr Raghu : It was you who first  wanted to talk to me  about my Daughter's Marriage and called me .

Caller : NOW ,   Listen to me you IDIOT  , I am Inspector Marianathan from the VK Puram Police Station , your Daughter Mridulaa is in front of me with a boy named Jothimani  who works as  an Auto Mechanic in the repair shop in front  of Moonru Lamp Bus Stand . They have just now  got married at the SANTHANA MARIAMMAN TEMPLE  and  are seeking Police Protection for their Marriage as they are sure you will do everything possible under the Sun  to avert the Marriage . I have gone through the records  , Both of them are Major . There is hardly anything  You , I, or anyone else can do to stop it . I thought it only fit that I should inform you of your Daughter's Wedding . 

While you are at it  , You can add that 0 which your Daughter has so wisely chosen , instead of the   6 5 4 3 2 1 which you have both as parents  seem to have been so particular about . It adds value to to any number that it is placed next to . 

Please attend the Marriage in the Police Station  . Do not forget to bring your Wife along to Bless the Newly Married Couple . You might as well bring  a pair of Garland from the POO KADAI opposite the Police Station while you are rushing here . That is probably the least that you can do for the Marriage of your Dear Daughter .

THE LOUD THUD OF SOMETHING  HEAVY FALLING ON THE FLOOR WAS UNMISTAKABLE  EVEN FROM A  PLACE THIS FAR IN DANA OVER THE PHONE  !!!