SUDALAI AND ROAD SAFETY WEEK Ha Ha !! - 134
It was almost 4 .15 pm in the afternoon when SUDALAI was headed towards Kanyakumari for viewing the sunset . His wife and his partially hearing impaired mother in law had made elaborate plans for this trip and were in the car with him .
He soon noticed that a Police Patrol Vehicle was following him . The Police Van after following him for about half an hour finally overtook him just after Nanguneri and stopped abruptly in front of Sudalai s car .
The Inspector got out of the Van and headed towards the car .
Our man Sudalai in the car , imagining that something was wrong enquired in a solemn voice ,
" Good evening Inspector Sir , what is the matter ? I hope everything is fine . "
The Inspector Replied ,
" Sir , we are actually very much impressed by your driving skill . We have been following you for some time now and notice that You have been wearing the seat belt , have been very careful and never crossed the speed limit even once at any point . You have maintained the lane discipline and and have also been mindful of other road users and their signals . As you are aware , we are in the middle of the the ROAD SAFETY WEEK . We are truely impressed by your Driving Skill and you have been an absolute role model for others to emulate . Please accept the prize of Rs 10000 as part of our DISTRICT SAFETY WEEK CAMPAIGN . "
Our man Sudalai was absolutely delighted and replied
" Thank you very much Inspector Sir , this will be a great help for me as I can now go to a driving school and get a permanent driving liscence which I have been unable to get for a long time "
The Inspector was shocked at this reply . but the Wife came to his rescue and added
" Sorry Sir , he has had one drink too many and is not aware of what he is saying , please ignore what he is saying ."
The partially deaf Mother in the law in the meantime added ,
" I warned you at the start itself not to bring the stolen car , but you never listened , we are now in this absolute mess and are now caught by this Inspector redhanded . "
THERE IS NO PERSONAL SAFETY
EVEN IN A ROAD SAFETY WEEK . HA HA
He soon noticed that a Police Patrol Vehicle was following him . The Police Van after following him for about half an hour finally overtook him just after Nanguneri and stopped abruptly in front of Sudalai s car .
The Inspector got out of the Van and headed towards the car .
Our man Sudalai in the car , imagining that something was wrong enquired in a solemn voice ,
" Good evening Inspector Sir , what is the matter ? I hope everything is fine . "
The Inspector Replied ,
" Sir , we are actually very much impressed by your driving skill . We have been following you for some time now and notice that You have been wearing the seat belt , have been very careful and never crossed the speed limit even once at any point . You have maintained the lane discipline and and have also been mindful of other road users and their signals . As you are aware , we are in the middle of the the ROAD SAFETY WEEK . We are truely impressed by your Driving Skill and you have been an absolute role model for others to emulate . Please accept the prize of Rs 10000 as part of our DISTRICT SAFETY WEEK CAMPAIGN . "
Our man Sudalai was absolutely delighted and replied
" Thank you very much Inspector Sir , this will be a great help for me as I can now go to a driving school and get a permanent driving liscence which I have been unable to get for a long time "
The Inspector was shocked at this reply . but the Wife came to his rescue and added
" Sorry Sir , he has had one drink too many and is not aware of what he is saying , please ignore what he is saying ."
The partially deaf Mother in the law in the meantime added ,
" I warned you at the start itself not to bring the stolen car , but you never listened , we are now in this absolute mess and are now caught by this Inspector redhanded . "
THERE IS NO PERSONAL SAFETY
EVEN IN A ROAD SAFETY WEEK . HA HA
Laughter riot!
ReplyDeletePlease send this to me on email. Nice one, although variations of this have been floating around
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