Who is at Fault ? - 394

                          WHO IS AT FAULT  ?

Hello , is that Mr Raghu ?, I have an important and urgent  matter to talk with you and it  is about  the marriage of your daughter .

Mr Raghu : Since you say that it is about my Daughter's marriage , I would like point out certain basic traits that we are very particular about  in the boy  who will be  marrying  our Daughter---------

Caller : Hold on sir , first hear me out before -----

Mr Raghu : You need not bother , first listen to what I have to say .

Caller : OK fine let me hear what you have to say , but make it very short .

Mr Raghu : We are looking for a boy who has all of 6-5-4-3-2-1 with him ,

Caller : Really  , and what are these fancy numbers .

Mr Raghu : 

6 =  A Six Figure Monthly  Salary 

5=  5 Lakh worth Diamond Necklace during the      Betrothal Ceremony. 

4 = A Brand New Vehicle on 4 Wheels 

3 = A 3 Bedroom Apartment in his name .

2 = The 2 of you should not be Staying with them         after the marriage .

1 = My Daughter would be willing to give birth  to only one child , that too only when she is ready and wants it .

If we are OK with the boy after the initial formalities  , you should be willing to show us his Salary Certificate, His Bank Pass Book to ascertain his capability of presenting the 5 Lakh Necklace , The RC Book of the Vehicle plus the Apartment Documents in his name .

Caller : Are all these your Daughter's demands or are they yours ?

Mr Raghu : My Daughter is a very quiet and home loving girl , being the only daughter she has been pampered a lot and  brought up in a very delicate manner , she has not seen the inside of a kitchen all her life .She is very religious and makes it a point to  visit the Papanasam Temple on her Birthday every year . These days because of the WFH      ( work from home module ) which her office in Bangalore insists She is with us now .  She stays enclosed in her room and hardly ever comes out  . If all the points that I have mentioned above are OK with you  , I shall also ask my wife to talk to you and take the matter forward .

Caller : Now Listen , your talk about all your expectation itself is too much , adding your  wife to that  I am sure will send me to the Mental Hospital .

Mr Raghu : It was you who wanted to talk to me  about my Daughter's Marriage and called me .

Caller : NOW ,   Listen to me you Idiot , I am Inspector Marianathan from the VK Puram Police Station , your Daughter Mridulaa is in front of me with a boy named Jothimani  who works as  an Auto Mechanic in the repair shop in front  of Moonru Lamp Bus Stand .They have got married just now and  are seeking Police Protection for their Marriage as they are sure that you will do everything possible to avert the Marriage . Both of them are Major and I thought it only fit that I should inform you of your Daughter's Wedding . 

You can add that 0 which your Daughter has so wisely  chosen  to  in your famous  6 5 4 3 2 1 , it adds value to to any number that it is placed next to . 

Please attend the Marriage in the Police Station  . Please do not forget to bring your wife along .

THE LOUD THUD OF SOMETHING  HEAVY FALLING ON THE FLOOR WAS UNMISTAKABLE  EVEN FROM FAR !!!