WIFE GONE TO HER MOTHER S PLACE FOR 10 DAYS 34

WIFE GONE TO HER MOTHERS PLACE 
            



A small note left by a wife for her husband .

"  I am going to my mothers place along with our kids . It may be almost 10 days before i am back .

Do not bring your friends and celebrate my absence . Last time i noticed 4 empty bottles of you know what  with a lot of cigarette stubs all around .

Do not be stupid enough and keep the mobile in the soapbox inside the bathroom .

Keep your specs inside its case as last time around  I found it inside the fridge .

I have already paid the maid her salary . Your generosity is not required .

Please do not keep asking if the newspaper has been delivered at  our neighbors place , their vendor is different from ours .

There is no need for you to enter the kitchen .

I will be very annoyed this time if you again turn our kitchen sink from its present sparkling state to the saffron coated one of last time .

Please light the lamp in the Swami Room eveyday . Note : you have to do this only after your bath .

While going for jogging in the morning , please wear your T Shirt and not that loose fitting jibba .

Do not rummage through the cupboard . Both the credit card and the food coupons are with me . You can have your food from the street corner Amma Mess .

I have paid Rs 100 to both the security gaurds of our apartment . They are instructed not open the main gate if you arrive at ungodly hours .

Your innerwear and little Anands dresses are neatly stacked . Please do not call from your office and say that you are feeling uncomfortable as all your underwear seem to have shrunk in size all of a sudden after my departure .

Do not go to the balcony to brush your teeth after your sleep , check if it is AM or PM .

Your medical report is absolutely perfect , do not find reasons to visit that  sweet and ever smiling Doctor .

My younger sister has  already celebrated her birthday just recently , no need to get up in the middle of the night to wish her the same and pretend that you got the date wrong .

I have changed the Wifi password , you can now have  a sound sleep everynight .

All my friends are currently out of station . No need to give them a call .

Lastly , always remember that i might change plans and arrive sooner than expected , so just enjoy my absence while it still lasts ".


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POOR HUSBAND 😥😥😣😣

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